Shootin' The Breeze

If you sing the pink panther theme while doing something sneaky, it increases your stealth abilities by 50%

"My love of napping is borderline inspirational."

“Perhaps we should just eat jello, not be jello.” -Chad Eastham

"I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured some red bull on it and BAM!!.. it drowned." -some kid

Facebook is like a fridge, you know nothing new is inside it but you check every ten minutes.

[Michael Scott]:
If I were joking you would be laughing. Do you look like you're laughing?
[Dwight Schrute]:
Impossible to say, I can't see myself.
[Michael Scott]:
You're not.

"My biological father has a Facebook album dedicated to his planking. I don’t think I’ve ever been this ashamed." (Megan)

“I had a dream about you last night. I wanted to dream about Jason Bateman, so I’m kind of annoyed with you at the moment.” Jenny Jones

"Ask to be my prom date within the next five minutes and you get a free egg slicer! Plus shipping and handling."  @KaylaThePope

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway; the good fortune to run into the ones I do; and the eyesight to tell the difference.

A best friend will talk with you about a boy you’re thinking about, but a crazy best friend will blurt out "she likes you & wants to be yours!" right to his face.

Genie: All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it? TELL HER THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!! -Aladin

Light travels faster than sound; this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 

Smiling is infectious: you catch it like the flu. When someone smiled at me today it made me smile too, I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin and when he smiled I realized I’d passed it on to him. I thought about that smile and realized what its worth- a single smile, just like mine, could travel 'round the earth. So if you feel a smile begin don’t leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected. (Author Unknown)

Wasting My Time

So I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do it had better be worth the waste of my time.

I rather like Nikita, which comes on at (I think) 8pm, on Fridays. It's got the suspense, romance, action, and everything all in one. Plus, the acting is really really good and that always makes anything better. I haven't been keeping up with it very well, but the good thing about it is that you don't have to watch regularly to know what's going on.

Also, the Big Bang Theory comes on every week night, and although sometimes it can get a little risky, on a good day it is totally hilarious! I'm pretty much cracking up the whole time, it's so funny. Just gotta be careful when you watch that one.

When I'm up too late, I watch Criminal Minds. It educates me on crazy people and how to deal with them. Yet sometimes I get a little freaked out about how crazy people those people really are, but by that time I'm so caught up, I can't help but finish watching.

My dad likes to watch American Idol, which I am just not into anymore. I don't like the singers, and I don't like their songs, and I don't really like the judging. So most of the time I just groan my way through it and waste my time.
I rather like The Voice though. I like the new sounds for the singers. I like that the auditions are so different and that the leader people can't see the singers. And I also like the leaders. It's pretty entertaining. Along with the X-Factor. I kept up with that pretty well and I enjoyed it.

Tonight I wasted my time flipping back and forth between American Idol and The Big Bang. I will not be drug in my Criminal Minds! I refuse! I have books to read and reality to escape from. Speaking of reading...

All That Jazz

                               An exerpt from a book I'm writing;

                       All That Jazz:

I decided it was either time to begin my story again or to finish it for good. The only problem was I didn’t know how to say good-bye.

Stepping over the fence I started to climb up the cliffs, pulse racing and hands shaking. I took a path that I knew too well –a path that I will never be able to forget. As I reached the very top I went to the edge, tears streaming down my face, seeing the scene from oh-so long ago right in front of me, as if I were sixteen again. It had all happened so fast, just a few seconds, but by three-Mississippi my life had already changed. Because the next thing I knew, my dad was falling and I called out to him but what could I do? He was already gone. I wanted to go to the edge and look, you know. But I was afraid. 
Then, there I was, staring off in the distance, letting the cold ocean breeze flow over my face and dry my tears. I closed my eyes, realizing the regret. I was sorry. Sorry that I hadn’t let myself forget. Sorry that I felt such jealousy to how happy my dad was when he was alive. And I was disappointed. In myself and in the way things turned out.

I realized I missed my chance a long time ago. I wouldn't ever be able to say goodbye.

Artsy

Artsy = Adjective: Making a strong, affected, or pretentious display of being artistic or interested in the arts.

I'm taking an Art class this semester and last Wednesday we looked at Figure Ground.

These are the pictures we looked at

This one weirds my eyes out because I can never decide what to focus on, the white or black. The white is two faces, the black is a vase, and I can never decide which to focus on.

A guy playing a tuba, and then a woman's face.

A cat eating a cat.

Apparently this one is a young lady turned away, which I can see. But then again there's supposedly another old lady in there. Can you see her? I still can't see the old lady and it's really, really bothering me.

I would like to include that no copy write is intended in the stealing borrowing of these photos.

It's purely educational, you see.

Could you find all the diffrent images?