“Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine it’s you but without a skeletal system and that freaks me out so I stop.” Jenny B. Jones (my favorite writer!)
“Christian: more than just the name of the cute boy from study hall.” Jenny Jones
“I had a dream about you last night. I wanted to dream about Jason Bateman, so I’m kind of annoyed with you at the moment.”
"I feel really loved when my mom has to ask me what year I was born. I feel like that’s something she should know."
"Did you know there are 1000 bacteria in a bowl of salsa after three to six dips of your chip? According to SHAPE magazine, it’s the germ equivalent of kissing everyone at a party. For the sake of salsa? This doesn’t bother me at all." I don't even like salsa but I think this is halarious! haha
“I don’t know if this is gonna work!!” “Is this legal?” “Oops.” -Conversation on the 4th of July
“Went to Zumba. Flailed like a tazered ostrich.”
Disney Romance. "That was so GOOD!" haha!
"Okay, let me 'splain it you again. I'm the cat...that makes me the boss. Got it??"



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